Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.