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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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