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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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