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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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