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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Trotsky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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