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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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