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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Picard eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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