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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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