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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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