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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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