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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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