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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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