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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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