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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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