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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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