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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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