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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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