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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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