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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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