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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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