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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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