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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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