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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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