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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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