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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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