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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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