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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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