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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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