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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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