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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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