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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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