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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

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