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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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