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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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