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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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