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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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