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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rufus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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