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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁

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