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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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