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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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