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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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