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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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