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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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