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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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