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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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