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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Widget eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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