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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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