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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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