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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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