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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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