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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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