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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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