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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗

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