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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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