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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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