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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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