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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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