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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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