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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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