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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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