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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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