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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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