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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Misty eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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