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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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