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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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