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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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