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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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