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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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