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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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