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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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