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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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