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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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