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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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