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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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