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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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