Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.