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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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