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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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