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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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