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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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