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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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