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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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