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Pet death

My step-uncle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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